ElderlyJokes An Old Man Is Stumbling Through The Woods Totally Drunk. This Will Make You Laugh Crazy. An old man is stumbling through the woods totally drunk, When he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeds to walk into the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher. The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, whereupon he asks the old drunk, “Are you ready to find Jesus?” The drunk old man answers, “Yes, I am.” So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water. He pulls him up and asks the drunk, “Brother, have you found Jesus?” The drunk old man replies, “No, I haven’t found Jesus.” The preacher shocked at the answer; dunks him into the water again for a little longer this time. He again pulls him out of the water and asks again, “Have you found Jesus, my brother?” The drunk old man again answers, “No, I haven’t found Jesus.” By this time the preacher is at his wit’s end and dunks the drunk in the water again, but this time holds him down for about 60 seconds and when he begins kicking his arms and legs he pulls him up. The preacher again asks the old man, “For the love of God, have you found Jesus?” The drunk old man wipes his eyes catches his breath and says to the preacher, “Are you sure this is where he fell in? See more Previous joke An Atheist Was Walking Through The Woods. Next joke An Old Man, Who Just Moved To Montana.