ElderlyJokes An Old Man Paddy Walks Into A Chemist’s. This Will Make You Go ROFL. 1.9k Views An old man Paddy walks into a chemist’s laboratory, pulls out a small bottle from his pocket, removes the cork and addresses the pharmacist. “Wid ye mind tastin that fir me”? The man takes a swig and screws his face up in disgust. “That’s terrible,” he says. “So bitter”. Paddy the old man replies with delight “Oh tats good news, they told me to bring a sample here and get tested fir me sugar levels”. See more Previous joke A Man And His Wife Were Having An Argument. Next joke An Old Man Is Selling Watermelons.