An Old Man Thinks, He Is Going To Lose His Drivers License.

This Is Truly Hilarious.

An old man thinks, he is going to lose his drivers license and all just because of a stupid police officer…

The conversation went like this when the old man got pulled over in his car:

Officer: “License and registration, please, I think you are drunk!”

Old Man: “I assure you, I did not drink anything.”

Officer: “Ok, let’s do a little test! Imagine driving in the dark on a highway at night, when you see two lights in the distance. What is this?”

Old Man: “A car.”

Officer: “Of course! But which one? A Mercedes, an Audi or a Ford?”

Old Man: “I have no idea!”

Officer: “So, you’re drunk.”

Old Man: “But I didn’t drink anything.”

Officer: “Okay, one more test — Imagine, you drive in the dark on a highway at night, and there is one light coming at you. What is it?

Old Man: “A motorcycle.”

Officer: “Of course! But which one? A Honda, a Kawasaki or a Harley?”

Old Man: “I have no idea!”

Officer: “As I suspected, you’re drunk!”

Then the old man started to get annoyed and asked a counter-question.

Old Man: “So…, counter-question — You’re driving in the dark on a highway at night and see a woman on the roadside. She wears a mini skirt, fishnet stockings, high heeled shoes and only a bra as a top. What is this?”

Officer: “A pros!tute of course.”

Old Man: “Yes, but which one? Your daughter, your wife or your mother?”

Things went downhill from there and now the old man has a court date to attend.

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