An old man finds a c0ndom in his grandson’s apartment and asks what it is.
“It’s a c0ndom,” replies the grandson, sheepishly.
“What do you use it for?” asks Grandpa.
The grandson is embarrassed, so he says,
“I use it to keep my cigarettes dry when I smoke in the rain.”
“That’s a great idea.”
He goes to the drug store and asks the pharmacist for a c0ndom.
“What size would you like?” asks the pharmacist.
“Big enough to fit a Camel.”