ElderlyJokes An Old Man Feels Like A Horse! What Follows Next Will Blow Your Mind. 4k Views An old man feels like a horse! So he is talking with his grandson. Old Man: I’m telling you boy, since I take these vitamins, I feel like a HORSE! Grandson: Oh yeah Grandpa, you and Grandma are “getting busy”? Old Man: No, but I can walk and poop at the same time… See more Previous joke An Elderly Lady Went To Court For Shoplifting. Next joke Mr Horse Has Always Wanted To Play The Guitar.