ElderlyJokes An Old Man Feels Like A Horse! What Follows Next Will Blow Your Mind. 9.9k Views An old man feels like a horse! So he is talking with his grandson. Old Man: I’m telling you boy, since I take these vitamins, I feel like a HORSE! Grandson: Oh yeah Grandpa, you and Grandma are “getting busy”? Old Man: No, but I can walk and poop at the same time… See more Previous joke The Room Was Full Of Pregnant Women. Next joke Johnnie’s Teacher Asks Class.