ElderlyJokes An Old Man Was Having Breakfast. This Will Make You Laugh Silly. An old man was having breakfast at a diner when three bikers walked in. The first biker puts out his cigatte in the old man’s pancakes. The second biker spits out his tobcco in the old man’s coffee. The third biker takes the entire meal and shoves it off the table. The old man, without saying so much as a word, gets up, pays the waitress and exits the diner. The bikers laugh and sit at the old man’s table. ‘Not much of a man, was he?’ says one of the bikers. ‘Not much of a driver either,’ says the waitress. ‘That man just drove his 18-wheeler over three bikes See more Previous joke A Teacher Is Teaching Third Graders. Next joke The Buffaloes Were Running Amok.