ElderlyJokes An Old Lady Started Learning Swimming. Discover the hilarious reason behind a 50-year-old lady’s. 2.5k Views A 50-year-old lady, who suddenly started learning how to swim instead of her usual routine work of going to a Church !!!! Everyone was curious and asked her: “Why the change in your interest in swimming nowadays?” The lady, with a look of helplessness, replied: Whenever my son and daughter-in-law quarrel with each other She ( Daughter-in-law) always asks my son: “If your mom and I fall in the water, whom will you save first?” And because I do not want to put my son in a difficult position, so I am learning how to swim! A few days later husband and wife were quarrelling again, and the daughter-in-law unreasonably asked: ” now tell me! If your mom and I fall in the water, whom will you save first?” Husband replied: “I don’t have to get down in the water, my mom knows how to swim, she will save you.” Wife refused to relent: “No, you have to jump in the water, and have to save one of us” The husband replied: “Then you will surely die…. because I don’t know how to swim …. and my mom will definitely save me first.” See more Previous joke A Dog And A Cat Were Having An Argument. Next joke An Old Lady Has 3 Grown Up Sons.