ElderlyJokes An Old Guy, A Young Man, An Old Women, And A Young Women Are All Riding. This Is Funny. 36.2k Views An old guy, a young man, an old woman, and a young women are all riding in a train. The two women were facing the two guys in the same compartment. As the train was going crossing the countryside, it enters a tunnel, and everything becomes dark. While in the tunnel, you hear a KISS then a SMACK. When the train leaves the tunnel, the young guy is rubbing his face as if he was smacked. The old lady thinks: “He must’ve tried to kiss the young lady and needed up getting smacked.” The young lady thinks: “He must’ve tried kissing me and ended up kissing the old lady and she smacked him.” The young guy thinks: “The old guy must’ve tried to kiss the old lady and she tried to hit him but hit me by accident.” The old guy thinks: “On the next tunnel I am going to kiss my hand again and smack the young guy again.” See more Previous joke A Fairy Godmother Decides To Grant Three Wishes. Next joke A Professor Is Sent To Darkest Part Of Africa.