ElderlyJokes An Old Government Official Wouldn’t Accept A Car As A Gift. What Happened Next Is Unexpected. The contractor wanted to give the government official a sports car. The official objected, saying: “Sir, common decency and my basic sense of honor would never permit me to accept a gift like that.” The contractor said: “I quite understand. Suppose we do this: I’ll sell you the car for ten dollars.” The official thought for a moment and said: “In that case, I’ll take two.” See more Previous joke An Old Couple Drives Into A Gas Station. Next joke Elsie, An Elderly Lady, Stopped To Drive Into A Parking.