An Old Farmer Walked Into A Drug Store.

What Follows Next Will Make You Go ROFL.

An old farmer walked into a drug store and said to the pharmacist,

“I want one of the c0ndoms with pesticides on it. Where do I find ’em”?

The pharmacist replied,

“Oh sir, you must mean that you want the c0ndoms with SPERMICIDE, not pesticide. They’re in aisle 4”.

“No, no, I want the condoms with PESTICIDE on it”, growled the farmer.

“Sir,” said the pharmacist, exasperated from explaining,

“PESTICIDE is for killing insects, SPERMICIDE is for killing sperm. I’m sure that you mean spermicide instead of pesticide”.

“Listen here, ” argued the old man,

“I want c0ndoms with PESTICIDE on it! My wife’s got a bug up her @rse, and I aim to kill it”.

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