An Old Couple Were Leaning.

What Follows Next Will Make You Laugh Silly.

An old farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen,

When the old woman wistfully recalled that the next week would mark their golden wedding anniversary.

“Let’s have a party, Homer,” she suggested.

“Let’s kill a pig.”

The farmer scratched his grizzled head.

“Gee, Ethel,” he finally answered,

“I don’t see why the pig should take the blame for something that happened fifty years ago.”

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