AnimalsJokes An Old Cat At The Door. What Follows Next Will Make You Laugh Silly. 6.7k Views One hot July day we found an old straggly cat at our door. She was a sorry sight. Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny and hair all matted down. We felt sorry for her and put her in a carrier and took her to the vet. She had no name so we named her Pu$sycat. The vet decided to keep her for a day or so and said he would let us know when we could come and get her. My husband said, “OK, but don’t forget to wash her, she stinks.” My husband and my Vet don’t like each other. He calls my husband El-cheap-O. My husband calls him El-Take-0. They love to hate each other. The next day my husband had an appointment with his doctor, which was located next door to the vet. The doctor’s office was full of people waiting to see the doctor. A side door opened and in leaned the vet; he had obviously seen my husband arrive. He looked straight at my husband, “Your wife’s pu$sy is finally clean and shaved. She now smells like a rose. And by the way, I think she’s pregnant. God knows who the father is!” And he closed the door. See more Previous joke Johnny's Dog Ate His Homework. Next joke Herm Is 85 Years Old And Retired.