AnimalsJokes Little Johnny Is At A Horse Auction With His Father. This Is Funny. Little Johnny is at a horse auction with his father. He watches as his father moves from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse’s legs, backside Little Johnny: Dad, why are you doing that? Father: Because when I’m buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I make a decision. Little Johnny: Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom. See more Previous joke A Woman Called 911 Complaining Of Difficulty Breathing, Next joke A Very Tall Coconut Tree And There Are 4 Animals.