A Nine-Year-Old Little Johnny Was In His Mother’s Bedroom.

This Will Make You Go ROFL.

A nine-year-old Little Johnny was in his mother’s bedroom while his father was away at work.

Suddenly, he heard his mother coming in with a man and hid in the closet.

The two kissed, then began to make out, before suddenly the front door opened and the Little Johnny could hear his father calling from downstairs.

His mother quickly took her lover and shoved him into the closet, unaware that her son was in there.

“Dark in here,” the Little Johnny says.

“Yes, it is,” the man replies.

“I have a baseball.””

That’s nice.”

“Want to buy it?”

“No, thanks.”

“That’s my dad outside.”

“How much did you say the baseball was again?”


The man reluctantly paid the little johnny, and after waiting for an hour, finally managed to sneak out of the house unseen.

A few weeks later, it happens again.

“Dark in here,” the Little Johnny says.

“Yes, it is,” the man replies.

“I have a baseball glove.”

“That’s nice.”

“Want to buy it?”

“No, thanks.”

“I think I just remembered something I needed to tell my dad.”

“How much did you say the glove was again?”



A few days later, the father says to the Little Johnny,

“Grab your glove. Let’s go outside and toss the baseball!”

“I can’t. I sold them,” the little Johnny replies.

“Really? How much did you sell them for?”


“It’s terrible to over-charge your friends like that! That is way more than those two things cost. I’m going to take you to church and make you confess.”

They go to church and the father alerts the priest and makes the little Jonnhy sit in the confession booth and closes the door.

“Dark in here,” the Little Jonhhy says.

The priest growls. “Don’t start that shit again.”

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