ElderlyJokes A News Reporter Arrived At The Home. This Is Gold 5.5k Views A news reporter arrived at the home of the world’s oldest man. He had just turned 115 years old. The reporter asked him, “So, what would you say is the secret to your long life?”. The man replied, “Well, I’d say that it has to do with my nature. I never argue with others, which I think has prevented a lot of stress.” The reporter was baffled by this answer, and asked, “Well, surely that can’t be the only reason you’ve lived this long. Don’t you think it has more to do with your diet or exercise regime?”. The wise old man thought about it for a moment and answered, “You know, maybe you’re right.” See more Previous joke A Man Comes Running To The Doctor. Next joke A Old Man From Alabama Moves To New York.