A News Reporters Visit A Hen.

News reporters visit a hen who recently laid an unusually large egg.

“This is incredible!” they say.

“A two-pound egg is unheard of! Do you have any goals for the future?”

The hen proudly replies,

“Yes, I’m aiming for a four-pounder!”

Turning to the rooster, the reporters ask,

“And you, sir, what are your goals for the future?”

The rooster responds with a grin,

“To catch that darrrn ostrich!”