AnimalsJokes A Mother Mouse And A Baby Mouse Are Walking. This Is Epic. A mother mouse and a baby mouse are walking along when, all of a sudden, a cat attacks them. The mother mouse says, “BARK!!” and the cat runs away. The mother mouse then says to her baby, “See how important it is for you to learn a foreign language?” See more Previous joke An Elderly Gentleman Was In The Kitchen. Next joke Johnny Fell In Love.