AnimalsJokes A Monkey Who Was Travelling In The Plane. This Is Funny. A plane crashed, only a monkey who was travelling in the plane was left alive. Fortunately, the monkey was intelligent enough to understand our language and reply in actions: The officials went to see the monkey in the hospital and had a talk with the monkey. Officer: “When the plane took off what were the travellers doing?” Monkey: “Tying their belts” Officer: “What were the air hostesses doing?” Monkey: “Saying Hello! Good morning!” Officer: “What were the pilots doing?” Monkey: “Checking the system.” Officer: “What were you doing?” Monkey: “Looking for my people.” Officer: “After 10′ minutes what were the travellers doing?” Monkey: “Having beverages and snacks.” Officer: “What were the air hostesses doing?” Monkey: “Serving the travellers.” Officer: “What were the Pilots doing?” Monkey: “Handling the steering.” Officer: “What were you doing?” Monkey: “Eating & throwing.” Officer: “After 30 minutes what were the travellers doing?” Monkey: “Some were sleeping and some were reading.” Officer: “What were the air hostesses doing?” Monkey: “Makeup.” Officer: “What were the pilots doing?” Monkey: “Handling the steering.” Officer: “What were you doing?” Monkey: “Nothing.” Officer: “Just before the plane crash what were the travellers doing?” Monkey: “All were sleeping.” Officer: “What were the pilots doing?” Monkey: “Handling the air hostess.” Officer: “What were you doing?” Monkey: “Handling the steering!” See more Previous joke A Man Settles In His Seat. Next joke A Woman In A Supermarket Is Following A Grandfather.