AnimalsJokes A Monkey Enters A Bar And Orders A Coke. This Will Make You Laugh Silly. A monkey enters a bar and orders a coke. The bartender, surprised by the fact that there is a monkey in his bar, gives the coke and thinks: it’s just a monkey! He doesn’t understand money! So he asks a really high price. Once the monkey has paid, he talks with the monkey for a bit. “There’s very few monkey at this bar.” The bartender says. “No wonder!” The monkey replies. “Just a coke is prohibitively expensive!” See more Previous joke An Elderly Woman Calls Her Husband In Concern. Next joke A Lion Notices A Monkey By A River.