ElderlyJokes A Middle-Aged Executive Was Irritated. This Will Blow Your Mind. 1.9k Views A middle-aged executive was becoming increasingly irritated by the constant ribbing he was taking from the junior employees who couldn’t resist making fun of his baldness. One morning, a particularly brash trainee had the gall to run his hand across the older man’s gleaming head while loudly exclaiming: “Feels just like my wife’s a$s.” With a look of genuine curiosity, the ageing executive rubbed his hand across his head. “You’re right,” he said, “It does…” See more Previous joke A Farmer Stopped By The Local Mechanic Shop. Next joke A Farmer Grew Excellent Quality Corn.