Mickey Mouse And Minnie Mouse Are In Divorce Court.

What his Wife Said Is Amazing

Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse are in divorce court.

“Mickey,” the judge says, “I’m sorry. I can’t grant you a divorce on the grounds of insanity. Minnie seems quite sane to me.”

“I didn’t say she was insane,” exclaims Mickey.

“I said she was f**king Goofy.”

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