JokesMarriage Michael Was Thinking About How Good His Wife Had Been. This Is Priceless. Michael was thinking about how good his wife had been to him and how fortunate he was to have her. He asked God: “Why did you make her so kind-hearted?” The Lord responded: “So you could love her my son” Next question: “Why did you make her so good-looking?” Reply: “So you could love her my son” Third one: “Why did you make her such a good cook?” Response: “So you could love her my son” Michael thought about this for a while, and then he said: “I don’t mean to seem ungrateful or anything. But why did you make her so stupid?” Without hesitation came the answer: “So she could love you, my son. See more Previous joke Paddy Said To His Wife Mary. Next joke A Shepherd Looks Over At His Flock Of Sheep.