I met my new neighbor today and asked, “So, what do you do for a living?”

I met my new neighbor today and asked, “So, what do you do for a living?”

He says, “I’m a Professor of Logic at the university.”

I go, “What’s that?”

He says, “Well, it’s easier if I show you. Do you have a dog house?”

“Yeah.”

“Well, then logically, you probably have a dog, right?”

“Yeah.”

“And if you have a dog, then logically, you have kids who wanted one.”

“Yeah, I have kids.”

“And if you have kids, then logically, you’re married.”

“I am.”

So he concludes, “Well, then logically, you’re a straight guy.”

Later, I run into another neighbor. He asks, “Did you meet the new neighbor? What does he do?”

I say, “He’s a logic professor.”

“What’s that?”

I say, “It’s easier if I show you. Do you have a dog house?”

“No.”

“Well, then logically, you must be g*y.”