Maurice is 70 years old and makes an appointment to see his doctor.
His doctor asks him a few questions.
“Do you have any problems urinating?”
Maurice replies
“No, Doctor. It’s very regular, every morning at 7 am.”
“And what about your bowel movements?”
Maurice replies
“They’re fine also, Doctor. Every morning at 8 am.”
“So then why did you come to see me?”
“I don’t wake up until 9 am”