The Married Couple Walked Into A Dentist’s Office,

A man and his wife enter a dentist’s office.

The wife says “I need a tooth pulled.

No gas or Novocain!

I’m in a terrible hurry.

Just pull the tooth as quickly as possible.”

“You’re a brave woman,” says the dentist.

“Now, show me which tooth it is.”

The wife turns to her husband and says:

“Open your mouth and show the dentist which tooth it is,dear”