JokesMarriage A Man’s Wife Doesn’t Come Home. This Will Blow Your Mind. A man’s wife doesn’t come home one night. The next morning, she tells her husband, “I slept over at a friend’s house.” Suspicious, the husband calls all of her friends to ask if she stayed the night. But none of them say she was there. A few nights later, the husband doesn’t come home. The next morning, he tells his wife, “I stayed over at a friend’s place.” Not trusting him, she calls all of his friends. To her surprise, eight of them say he spent the night at their place — and two of them say he’s still there! See more Previous joke A Little Old Lady Answered A Knock On Her Door. Next joke Wife Sends A Text Message On A Really Cold Winter.