JokesMarriage A Man Won The Lottery So He Rushed Home To His Wife. What This Man Told Her Is Shocking. 11.7k Views A man rushes into his house and yells to his wife, “Martha, pack up your things. I just won the California lottery!” Martha replies, “Shall I pack for warm weather or cold?” The man responds, “I don’t care.” “Just so long as you’re out of my house by noon!” See more Previous joke An Old Man From Texas Do A Little Traveling. Next joke An Old Carpenter Was Blind.