JokesMarriage A Man And A Woman Were Driving Down. This Is Truly Hilarious. 3.7k Views A man and a woman were driving down the road arguing about his deplorable infidelity. Suddenly, the woman reaches over and slices the man’s pen!s off and angrily, she tosses it out the car window: Driving behind the couple is a man and his 9-year-old daughter. The little girl was just chatting away at her father when, all of a sudden, the pen!s smacks the pickup on the windshield, sticks for a moment, then flies off. Surprised, the daughter asks her father. “Daddy, what the heck was that?” Not wanting to expose his nine-year-old daughter to anything s*xual at such a young age, the father replies. “It was only a bug, honey.” The daughter sits with a confused look on her face, and after a few minutes she says. “Sure had a big d!ck, didn’t it?” See more Previous joke An Old Couple Celebrating Their 40th Wedding Anniversary. Next joke Little Johnny Walks In To The Lounge.