A Man And His Wife Arrive From A Trip.

A man and his wife arrive from a business trip and go to his favorite steakhouse unaware of the mad cow outbreak in his town.

The waiter sits them and says,

“Our special today is duck or shrimp.”

The man replies,

“I want a T-bone steak medium-well.”

The waiter, a bit miffed continues,

“What about the mad cow?”

The man looks at the waiter and says,

“She can order for herself.”