JokesMarriage This Man Wanted Desperately To Take A Dive In A Nearby Lake. This is Hilarious. The weather was very hot and this man wanted desperately to take a dive in a nearby lake. He didn’t bring his swimming trunks, but who cared? He was all alone. So he got into the water. After some delightful minutes of cool swimming, a pair of old ladies walked onto the shore in his direction. He panicked, got out of the water, and grabbed a bucket lying in the sand nearby. >He held the bucket in front and sighed with relief.as they got closer. The ladies looked at him and giggled. Then one of the ladies said: ‘You know, I have a special gift, I can read minds.’ ‘Impossible’, said the embarrassed man, ‘You really know what I think? ‘Yes’, the lady replied, ‘Right now, I bet you think that the bucket you’re holding has a bottom.’ See more Previous joke A Guy Knocks On A Door. Next joke A Couple Were Out Doing Some Christmas shopping.