JokesMarriage A Man Wanted To Celebrate His Wife's Birthday. This Will Blow Your Mind. 5.2k Views A man wanted to celebrate his wife’s Birthday by throwing a party. So he ordered a birthday cake. The salesman asked him what message he wanted to be put on the cake. He thought for a moment and said “put you are getting older but you! are getting better”. The salesman asked, “how do you want me to put it?” The man said ‘Well…put “You are getting older” at the top and “but you are getting better” at the bottom.’ When the cake was unveiled at the party all the guests were agape at the message on the cake. It read: “You are getting older at the top, but you are getting better at the bottom!” See more Previous joke Little Johnny Is Visiting The Zoo. Next joke Johnny Was Looking For A Summer Job.