AnimalsJokes A Man Walks Into His House. What Happened Next Is Hilarious. 3.6k Views A man walks into his house with a duck under his arm. He walks up to his wife with it and says, “This is the pig I’ve been fcking’.” His wife says, “That’s a duck.” He quickly replies, “I wasn’t talking to you.” See more Previous joke Two Donkeys Were Talking About Their Owners. Next joke The Husband And Wife Had A Blazing Row!