JokesMarriage A Man Shouts Frantically Into The Phone. This Is Truly Hilarious. A man shouts frantically into the phone “My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only 2 minutes apart!” “Is this her first child?” asks the doctor. “No!” he shouts, “This is her husband!” See more Previous joke A Fly Buzzing Around A Barn. Next joke Little Johnny Failed His Math Test.