A man sees a woman sitting alone at a bar.
He starts to walk over when she sneezes, and a glass eye comes flying out of her eye socket.
It hurls by the man, and he instinctively snatches it from the air and hands it back to her.
“This is so embarrassing,” the woman says, and she pops her eye back into place.
I’m sorry to have disturbed you.
“Let me buy dinner to make it up to you.”
He agrees. The woman is charming, stunningly pretty, and he realizes they have a lot in common.
He gets her phone number and asks:
You are the most wonderful woman I’ve ever encountered.
“Are you this nice to every guy?”
“No,” she answers.
You just happened to catch my eye.”
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