AnimalsJokes A Man Runs To The Doctor. What Follows Next Is Just Crazy. A man runs to the doctor and says “Doctor, you’ve got to help me. My wife thinks she’s a chicken!” The doctor asks, “How long has she had this condition?” “Two years,” says the man. “Then why did it take you so long to come and see me?” asked the shrink. The man shrugs his shoulders and replies, “We needed the eggs.” See more Previous joke A City Boy Driving Through The Country Passes A Chicken. Next joke An Elderly Guy Sticks His Head In The Barbershop.