AnimalsJokes A Man Goes To The Psychiatrist. This Will Make You Go ROFL. 1.5k Views A man goes to the psychiatrist. The psychiatrist asks his patient: “Do you really think that you are a horse?” The patient: “Yes.” The Doctor: “Ok, it will be a long and expensive therapy.” The patient: “It’s ok, I have enough money.” Doctor: “And how it is possible?” The patient: “Because I have won three times horse races.” See more Previous joke Alex Sees An Ad In The Newspaper. Next joke Little Johnny Was Sitting On A Park.