AnimalsJokes A Man Goes To The Psychiatrist. This Is Hilarious. 3.7k Views A man goes to the psychiatrist. The psychiatrist asks his patient: “Do you really think that you are a horse?” The patient: “Yes.” The Doctor: “Ok, it will be a long and expensive therapy.” The patient: “It’s ok, I have enough money.” Doctor: “And how it is possible?” The patient: “Because I have won three times horse races.” See more Previous joke Three Elderly Men Are At The Doctor’s Office. Next joke Johnny Is Always Being Teased By Neighbourhood Boys.