AnimalsJokes A Man Finds A Crocodile In His Yard. This Is SuperFunny. A man finds a crocodile in his yard He goes to the police station and asks, what to do with it. Policeman: Take it to the zoo Man: Ok The next day the policeman notices the same man approaching him Policeman: So, how did it go Man: yeah, yesterday we took him to the zoo. Shall we take him to a movie today? See more Previous joke An 80 Year Old Man Is Out By A Pond. Next joke A Man Moved Into A Retirement Home.