JokesMarriage A Man Was Dragged To The Cinema. This Is Epic. One day, a man was dragged to the cinema by his wife who wanted to watch a romantic comedy. Half an hour into the film, the man felt a nudge in his elbow. “What an outrage,” his wife murmured to him. “The person sitting in front of us is sleeping!” the woman said, clearly offended. Her husband was fairly annoyed. He replied: “You woke me up to tell me that? See more Previous joke Johnny Teaches His Entire Family A Lesson. Next joke An Elderly Couple, A Priest, And A Doctor Walk Into A Bar.