AnimalsJokes A Man Asks A Farmer Near A Field. This Will Make You Laugh Silly. A man asks a farmer near a field, As He is in hurry, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.” The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one.” See more Previous joke Two Sharks Are Swimming Along In The Ocean. Next joke A Guy Stands Up At The Cafe.