AnimalsJokes A Male Mosquito To Its Wife. This Is Hilarious. A Male mosquito to its wife: Male Mosq: Darling I will hunt a Lion for you.. Female Mosq: Ok fine, now go to sleep Male Mosq: I will bite an elephant and bring his blood for you.. Female Mosq: Sure love, go to sleep.. Male Mosq: I will take you for a ride in Mercedes to Paris.. Female Mosq: hmm ok, go to sleep… Male Mosq: You dont trust me? I will get you a 100 gms Gold chain for you.. Female Mosq: You liar , go to sleep… How many times have i told you not to come home after biting a “p0l!t!c!an….” See more Previous joke Sally Was Driving Home. Next joke A Very Tall Coconut Tree And There Are 4 Animals.