A Male Mosquito To Its Wife.

A Male mosquito to its wife:

Male Mosq: Darling I will hunt a Lion for you..

Female Mosq: Ok fine, now go to sleep

Male Mosq: I will bite an elephant and bring his blood for you..

Female Mosq: Sure love, go to sleep..

Male Mosq: I will take you for a ride in Mercedes to Paris..

Female Mosq: hmm ok, go to sleep…

Male Mosq: You dont trust me? I will get you a 100 gms Gold chain for you..

Female Mosq: You liar , go to sleep… How many times have i told you not to come home after biting a “p0l!t!c!an….”