One morning, His Majesty the lion calls all the animals in the jungle to a meeting:
“Right.” Says the lion.
“I want every one of you to go out hunting and bring me back as much meat as you can. Anyone who fails to bring me meat, I will batter to death with my d*ck!”
Later that day, a rabbit turns up with a basket of carrots.
“You have to understand, Your Majesty, I’m a rabbit, I can’t hunt, but I’ve brought you a basket of carrots.”
The lion towers over the rabbit and starts battering it with his d*ck.
The rabbit cries laughs, cries, laughs, cries, laughs.
“Why are you crying?” Says the lion.
“It hurts.” Says the rabbit.
“And why the hell are you laughing?” Says the lion.