AnimalsJokes A Madcap Escaped From The Mental Asylum. This Will Blow Your Mind. A madcap escaped from the mental asylum and hid in a farm barn. Feeling bored, he decided to drag a Jenny/ moke( female donkey), a male donkey and decided to marry them. He gathered all the barn animals and began the ceremony. He started by asking: ” Do you promise to stay beside each other, eat hay with each other and graze forth till death do you apart?” Then pinched them both till they hee- hawed. Then he said:” I now pronounce you donkey and wife”…. Then looked at the donkey and said: ” You may now kick the bride” See more Previous joke Two Elderly Women Were Out Driving In A Large Car. Next joke The Donkey Said To The Tiger.