JokesMarriage Little Johnny Had Hurt His Finger. What Follows Next Will Make You Laugh Silly. 8.9k Views Little Johnny had hurt his finger while working on his model aeroplane. He ran to his mother, who kissed the wound and made it better. On the way to the store a little later, Johnny fell off his bike and scraped his knee. He ran to his mother, who kissed it and made it better. Returning from the store, Johnny ran into the town bully, who kicked him in the nuts. Johnny rushed home. His mother said, “Son, you’re getting more like your father every day!” See more Previous joke A Tractor Salesman Shows Up At Joe's Farm. Next joke The Wife Was Discussing The Subject Of Christmas Presents.