AnimalsJokes A Lizard Is Walking Through The Forest. This Will Blow Your Mind. A lizard is walking through the forest when he sees a rabbit knocked down. He askes what happened. The rabbit says “It was the deer. He’s gone crazy and now he’s hitting everyone with a bat, but I gotta say-he is very polite.” The lizard continues down the forest when he sees a bear also knocked down. He asks “What happened?” The bear responds “It was a deer. He has gone nuts! He hit me with a bat! But I can’t not say, he is one very polite deer.” The lizard rushes to home, locks the door and goes to his room. He relaxes when from behind he hears… “*good evening*” See more Previous joke Little Johnny Wanted To Go To The Zoo. Next joke Paddy And Murphy Are Working On A Building Site.