ElderlyJokes A Little Old Lady Sold Pretzels On A Street Corner. This Will Make You Go ROFL. A little old lady sold pretzels on a street corner for twenty-five cents each. Every day a young lawyer would leave his office building at lunchtime, and as he passed her pretzel stand, He would leave her a quarter but never take a pretzel. This went on for more than five years. The two of them never spoke. One day, as the lawyer passed the old lady’s stand and left his quarter as usual, the pretzel woman spoke to him. “Sir, I appreciate your business. You are a good customer, but I have to tell you that the pretzel price has gone up to thirty-five cents.” See more Previous joke Husband Found His Wife’s Old School Report Card. Next joke A 60 Year Old Billionaire Goes To The Bar.