Little Johnny’s class were talking about animals on farms
“What kind of sound does a cow make?” the teacher asked.
Sarah raises her hand and after being called on says
“A cow goes moo!”
“Very good Sarah. Who can tell me what sound a sheep makes?”
Billy raises his hand and after being called on says
“A sheep goes baa!”
“Excellent Billy! And who can tell me what sound a pig makes?”
All the hands in the class went up.
She was surprised at the response.
She chose Little Johnny at the back of the class.
He stood up, took a deep breath, and screamed,
“Up against the wall sc*m bag!!”
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