JokesMarriage Little Johnny’s Beauty Lesson To His Mom! Get ready to laugh out loud with this delightful Reply. 2.3k Views Little Johnny is watching his mum rubbing cold cream on her face and he asks her “why are you rubbing that stuff on your face mother?” His mother replies “to make myself beautiful Johnny.” A few minutes later she starts rubbing the cream off with a tissue. Johnny says to her “What is the matter? Are you giving up?” See more Previous joke A Hilarious Encounter with the State Trooper!” Next joke The Farmer’s Secret to Success.