JokesMarriage Little Johnny Was Sitting In Class. What Follows Next Is Hilarious. 4k Views Little Johnny was sitting in class one day, and the teacher was talking about life, and asked him, “Little Johnny, how do you want your wife to be like?” He answered, “Like the moon,” and the teacher said, “That’s such a beautiful answer because it’s calm and peaceful.” Little Johnny said, “No, because it appears at night and disappears in the morning.” See more Previous joke A Husband And Wife Were Dining At A 5-Star Restaurant. Next joke An Old Man Was On The Operating Table.